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Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide

Words and music copyright ©2000 by Blake Hodgetts
(Chorus based on the Star Trek: Next Generation theme by Jerry Goldsmith)


(Author's note: the episodes in each verse are not quite in canonical order, although I did try to come as close as rhyme and scansion allowed.)



Encounter at Farpoint Part 1 and part 2
the Naked Now, Haven, and Hide and Q
Code of Honor, Last Outpost, Where No-one has Gone Before
Lonely Among us, The Big Goodbye, Datalore,
Justice, The Battle, Home Soil, and Angel One,
Coming of Age, 11001001,
When the Bough Breaks and Too Short a Season,
Sym—biosis, the Ars'nal of Freedom,
Heart of Glory, Skin of Evil,
We'll Always have Paris, Conspiracy, The Neutral Zone —
And that's Season One.

     Gee, I love Star Trek Next Gen!
     I'll watch them all over and over again...
     Those seven seasons were great...
     I wish there were eight!

The Child, Where Silence Has Lease, the Dauphin,
The Outrageous Okona, the Schizoid Man,
Element'ry my Dear Data, and The Royale,
Loud as a Whisper, Manhunt, Pen Pals,
Unnatural Selection, Contagion, Times Squared,
A Matter of Honor, Samaritan Snare,
The Measure of a Man, The Icarus Factor,
The Emissary and Up the Long Ladder,
And Peak Performance & Shades of Gray and Q Who—
And that's Season Two.

     Gee, I love Star Trek Next Gen!
     I'll watch them all over and over again...
     Those Seven Seasons were fine...
     I wish there were nine!

Evolution, the Ensigns of Command,
the Survivors, Who Watches the Watchers, Tin Man,
The Bonding, the Enemy, the Hunted, the Price,
The High Ground, the Offspring, and Yesterday's Enterprise,
Booby Trap, Déjà Q, and the Defector,
Sins of the Father, the Vengeance Factor,
A Matt'r of Perspective and Ménage à Troi,
Allegiance, Hollow Pursuits, the Most Toys,
Captain's Holiday, Sarek, and Transfigurations,
the Best of Both Worlds, Part 1 --
Picard is Locutus, the third Season's Done!

     Gee I love Star Trek Next Gen
     I'll watch them all over and over again
     Those Seven Seasons were swell...
     I wish there were twelve!

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2, Family,
Brothers and Suddenly Human, Remember Me,
Half a Life, Future Imperfect, Reunion,
The Loss, Data's Day, Final Mission, the Wounded,
First Contact and Galaxy's Child and Clues,
Identity Crisis, the Host, Devil's Due,
Night Terrors, and Q-Pid, the Nth Degree,
The Drumhead, the Mind's Eye, In Theory and Legacy,
And the cliffhanger, if you're keeping score,
Redemption (part 1), and that's season 4.

     Gee I love Star Trek Next Gen
     I'll watch them all over and over again
     Just seven seasons, aw gee --
     Why not twenty-three?

Redemption, part II, and Darmok, The Game
Ensign Ro and Disaster, A Matter of Time
Silicon Avatar, Unification
part I and part II, and Violations
New Ground, Hero Worship, The Masterpiece Socie-
ty, and Conundrum, and Ethics and Power Play
Cause and Effect, The First Duty, The Perfect Mate
Cost_ of Living, The Outcast, The Inner Light
I_, Borg_, Imagin'ry Friend,
The Next Phase and Time's Arrow, and then
the fifth season's come to an end!

     Gee I love Star Trek Next Gen
     I'll watch them all over and over again
     Just seven seasons won't do --
     I want thirty-two.

Time's Arrow, part 2, and Realm of Fear
Man of the People and Rightful Heir
Relics and Schisms and True Q and Rascals
A Fistful of Datas and Ship in a Bottle
The Qual'ty of Life, and Chain of Command
Part I and Part II, and Second Chances
Aquiel, Face of the Enemy, Lessons, and
Birthright Part I and part II and Suspicions, and
Tapestry, Timescape, Starship Mine
The Chase, and Frame of Mind,
and Descent--
So season six went.

     Gee I love Star Trek Next Gen
     I'll watch them all over and over again
     Those seven seasons were heaven --
     How 'bout forty-seven?

Descent, part II, Liaisons, and Interface
Gambit part I and part II, and Dark Page
Force of Nature, Inheritance, Parallels
Homeward, Sub Rosa, Thine Own Self
Phantasms, The Pegasus, and Attached,
Eye'f the Beholder, Genesis, Masks,
Lower Decks, and Journey's End
Firstborn, Bloodlines, and Emergence
Preemptive Strike, and "All Good Things..."
And out the final fanfare rings
As all of Star Trek fandom sings...

     Gee I love Star Trek Next Gen
     I'll watch them all over and over again
     So many worlds to explore---
     I wish there were more!
          I wish there were more!
               I wish there were more!



Note: the version of this song recorded on "Blindsight" unfortunately includes an error: the episode "Samaritan Snare" is incorrectly represented as "Samaritan Share". In addition, the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" theme is incorrectly attributed to Alexander Courage. We regret the errors.